Musings, ramblings and other nonsensical thoughts
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My mad plumbing adventure, or more aptly, my trip down the rabbit hole
TO: The Honorable Councilwoman, Rae Gabelich/District 8
Dear Ms. Gabelich:I want to tell you about my experience with Long Beach water and sewer because it just doesn’t make sense to me, nor to anyone I’ve related this story to. I’m wondering if it will to you. Here’s the nutshell version:
I have lived at __________ for several years. This is a duplex and I am a renter and my landlady lives next door. During the time I’ve lived here we have experienced ongoing plumbing problems. Laundry drains will back up, which causes the toilets not to flush and to almost overflow and the showers to back up.
Typically, it has been my side of the duplex that has had the most trouble. I have been flooded about six times—not New Orleans-style flooding by any measure, but with the kitchen floor covered in water, the washer/dryer standing in about four or five inches of water and so on.
(I have consequently developed a fear of water-based appliances and have become inordinately fixated on watching the toilets flush)
The department of water and sewer was called out the first time this happened and told my landlady and me that the pipe leading from the house to the street, which is the city’s responsibility, was clogged with tree roots. They ran some sort of hose down the sewer and cleared it and told us the pipe would need replacing. They put us on the schedule for this and said that anytime we backed up we should call them and they would come out right away and clear us.
We continued to back up and they came out as they said they would. Sometimes they were able to clear us; sometimes they said our pipe was clear and it was a plumbing problem under the house. So, we called various plumbers who, over a series of visits, rootered pipes, cleared vents, installed a catch; they were here constantly, as was the city.
The last time we clogged up was on a Saturday and I had company staying for the weekend. So of course, my laundry area flooded; the toilets and shower backed up; and the kitchen floor was covered in water. We called the city and they came out and that’s when I discovered they were not rootering the pipe, they were merely power-flushing it and had been doing this all along.
They told me the city pipe was clear and that I’d have to call a plumber. He comes out and it turns out the pipes under the house were clear also. The plumber can’t figure out why I’m still backed up, but I won’t let him leave until he does. In a desperate attempt to shake me from his leg, he decides to ignore what the city has said and rooters out the pipe, pulling out tree roots and God knows what else. We are once again clear.
Two days later the city comes out to replace our pipe, which I assumed was damaged. A couple of days before this the gas company came out and marked the gas line. The next day someone came out and posted “No Parking” signs. At 7:00 am on D-Day, the city crew came out with a backhoe. They dug up the lawn. They dug up the sidewalk. And then these five guys stood around looking very puzzled.
“What’s up?” I said.
Well, I am told, there’s nothing wrong with your pipes. The tree roots are gone.
“What do you mean?” I inquired. And then I tell them about the events of the weekend and how the plumber rootered the pipes.
Well, I am told, that took care of the problem.
“You mean that all along the whole problem was that the pipe needed rootering and that could have solved the problem? Why didn’t you guys do that?”
“That would make us plumbers,” said the lead guy. “And we’re not plumbers.”
“Why didn’t you tell me that was all we needed to do?” I queried.
“Because most people don’t want to deal with it, they want the city to deal with it,” he explained.
“So,” I continued, “the city thinks it’s more cost-effective to withhold this information and to instead, get an entire crew out here, dig up the lawn, dig up the sidewalk, and replace a pipe that just needed to be rootered out?”
“Yep.”
It was as if I had been suddenly transported into a Joseph Heller novel.
“You realize this doesn’t make sense,” I said, wondering if it did and if my brain had suddenly been deleteriously affected by my activities in the early seventies and I just wasn’t getting it.
“Yep.”
So to recap, rather than telling us rootering was all that was required, the city instead let us wrestle with this problem for almost two years, sending out employees on multiple occasions, causing us to endure all manner of expense and inconvenience (have you spent any time around mold abatement equipment? I can still hear the fans) and even more importantly, spending taxpayer dollars to replace pipes that don’t need replacing.
Does this seem logical to you? Because if it does, I’ve fallen through the rabbit hole.
I can understand the whole “we’re not plumbers” thing, but why can’t the city establish a contract with a plumber that can rooter when that’s called for? Or, why can’t the department at least tell people all of their options?
By the way, you’ll be happy to know that the city crew said our plumber did such a good job of rootering the pipe that we’ll be flowing unstopped for the next five years or so.
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I come from a family of walkers. We especially liked our after-dinner walks. My sisters and my parents and I would hit the sidewalk, saying hello to the neighbors, noticing whose house was looking especially attractive (and whose needed work). Walking was a way of connecting with our surroundings and with each other. The exercise, always good for us my mother would remind, was an added bonus.
I’ve clung to the walking habit ever since. It’s more than a workout to me; walking is solace, reflection and companionship. Most of my girlfriends like to walk and we power along together—we seldom stroll, velocity is usually required—mulling over children, husbands and lovers, parents and work.
I like to walk alone too, around the village area where I live. I like to see the passersby and wave hello to the shopkeepers I’ve gotten to know. I stop to pet dogs and cats, and to admire babies and praise them to their parents.
I mark the seasons by walking. In the summertime the sun beats down on me and my hands swell and I’m an unsightly, sweaty mess. In the fall, I scuff through leaves and see the Halloween decorations go up. In the winter, my friends and I bundle up and head out into the dark, walking through silent, cold streets. People are snug in their houses; we see our breath hanging before us, and we marvel that we alone are seeing the stars. And in the spring there are the gardens, the soft air, and kittens that plant themselves in front of me.
I’ve walked when what I’ve most wanted to do was stay in bed and cry. I’ve walked (limped actually) when I’ve been injured. But mostly, I’ve walked happy—or if I didn’t start out that way, I ended up that way if only because of the sheer pleasure of movement. This is another reason I walk; because I know that mobility is not guaranteed. There may come a time when I cannot throw my sneakers on and head out. So I guess I walk because I can. And if someday I’m no longer able to do so, at least I’ll have all those glorious memories of when the breeze was in my face, a good friend was at my side and our feet were striking the pavement with purpose and joy.